In the tram came a woman in two glasses, one on the nose, the other in thick hair. The glasses look the same, the conductor is interested in:

Why do you have two glasses? With different units, right?

The woman changes her face, grabs her head and gives an epic phrase:

The Nuclear Coat! I thought I lost them! I even returned home from work for the second glasses!

Then, apparently, it reaches her, and she changes her face again and gives out a second, no less epic phrase:

Am I going to work half a day? ? to ? to