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 13.10.2017
About the coincidences.
It was 20 years ago. A colleague went on a trip to a provincial town. The bus arrived at the bus station at 12 p.m. The weather was good, and a colleague decided to walk to the rental apartment on foot. I did not take into account a couple of nuances - he was dressed in the latest fashion, plus on the belt hanged a recently purchased cell phone, which, say so, gave a moscovite in it. He walked no more than a kilometer, after which he woke up in the hospital with a stroke of the brain, but without a cell phone and without a wallet. The biggest problem was with the restoration of the certificate of the second form of admission. Restoring rights and passports was noticeably easier.
After this incident, the chiefs banned traveling through this provincial city other than by taxi.
The second trip. A colleague, having finished his job, drove a taxi to the rental apartment, and there he wanted to eat dinner. And he wrapped up in a cafe with the speaking name "Golden Fish". Oh, he would know that the locals go to this café, rather, not for food, but for adventures... While he ate, he was called on the cell phone. As a result, he went to the toilet and woke up in the hospital with a brain shake, but without a cell phone and a wallet.
The second in six months reinstatement of the certificate of admission could no longer be spoken. Fortunately, in the morning, a woman brought to the reception of a local hotel his wallet, allegedly found by her on the street. Of course, there was no money, but the documents were in place.
The headquarters made a Facebook spam, and released a new instruction - in the journeys "do not take leaves, do not get out of the bus!"
The third trip. My colleague traveled around the city only by taxi. I did not go to any cafe. In the evening, after purchasing products, I came to the apartment, and there was an unpleasant moment - the money on the dial-up ended, and there is no internet. Absolutely. The television was faulty, and the colleague became bored. Here he discovered a local newspaper with ads, several pages in which he occupied "rest." The girl was caused to be more sympathetic, kindly chatted, drank, ate. After that, a colleague woke up in the morning without a laptop, cell phone, wallet and documents. On the table was a certificate of the second form of admission.
Since there were work materials on the laptop, both our and the factory security services grabbed the ground with the nose. But the girl could not be found - the cost of the stolen significantly exceeded her income for six months, and she left the city that night in an unknown direction.
No more colleagues were sent on a trip.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-10-12/#911260
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