One day, when I was still in school, my father had a “genial” idea of sending me to school. Now it is admitted that he heard then fairy tales about how the military "cool" lives. So, I didn’t want to go to school at all, but my father wasn’t broken. Destroyed the authority. I had to submit documents. At school, I was told that I needed certificates from doctors. I was given a list of necessary certificates and sent to collect them across all hospitals. Part of the certificates have already been collected. I go to the office and I don’t remember who.

What worries you, young man?

I show him a paper from school.

So you gathered!

The type of that.

So mean listen. I look at you and I see that you are not healthy. I cannot give you a certificate. If you really want to go to school, bring your parents here tomorrow. We will somehow agree, the doctor quickly wrote on a paper from the school and issued another piece of paper.

I left the doctor’s office in shock and let’s read quickly what he wrote there. I read, and I unwillingly appear a smile. And he wrote me a terrible illness, in my opinion, a defect of the heart. A miracle in the eye!

Naturally, I did not say anything to my father for the dialogue with the doctor, but silently took this writing back to school. There I was given a turn off and another paper with an official refusal. I showed this refusal to my father and he left me behind with the school theme.

At first I had a plan specifically to fail the exams, but everything went much better.

Doctor, I want to thank you for making my life easier. I hope you are not working anymore.