We worked at school with a giant sense of humor. He thinks so. One day, a young man looked at his wife at work. I missed. They sit with their husband on the couch in the training room, communicate. A man comes in and asks a colleague:

This is who?

This is my wife!

I understand! Could you say a few words?

Takes a nothing suspicious guy out of the closet, fencing the coach, and with a loud whisper, so that the wife of a colleague heard, asks:

Who was yesterday? Red is like that!

With great difficulty, the young physruck managed to explain to his wife that no one was there yesterday, just he works with a fool.