Our admin is a humorist. The server is called a guest. Because there is a bunch of dead organ equipment, which the management is lazy to write down and dispose of. In the office, he wrote: "The vacancy ended, please allocate funds for the purchase of a metal rack". Deputy director we have a woman - she thinks that "guest", this is a technical term, signed the service.)))
And also the admin's favorite phrase in case of problems - "I'll go on a visit, I'll pray to God Ktolhu."