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 27.10.2017
Prehistory: this year happened "Apple overtime", wife and aunt came to the country and gathered them*
I: * with an attacked nightmare * Something I want to eat, and what do you eat?
Wife: “Scrubs some food” This is an apple, do you want?
I: No, I don’t want an apple, do we have anything else?
Wife: There is an apple pie, there are apples carved, apple pure, apples frozen, apples baked, apples carved, apples carved, apples carved, apples in the car, apples in the basement.
If you want to eat, eat apples; if you don’t want apples, you don’t want to eat.
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