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 30.10.2017
Stop pushing the idea of a man without a brain is normal". Men with brains exist.
1) Expressing your here terminology "throwed with the mouth" (in fact, no one was thrown, people lived about a year, tested feelings and understood - mutual - that they are not a couple, decided not even to try to get married). According to the documents, the child has both parents, but the relationship between these parents as if they can not, both are already married to loved ones. The father usually sees the child once a week - and somehow everything is tricked to know what the child lives, it is he who often goes to the movie with the child on all these Frostbite, Moana, Spiderman and the Last Rich, sometimes with them goes his younger already married son, sometimes two, and what the child would like to discuss with the child himself (and not in the terminology, just say, what to buy).
2) Expressing your here terminology "sell your wife on the neck". No, he’s not lying on the couch, he’s a doctor, he’s rushed on extra rates, but the salary, even with the transfer, is still twice or three times less than that of his wife, so they in the family circle decided that it’s better for her to carry the money in the house. The father, no longer taking the processing, with the child watching movies, playing, singing, in a playful form teaches French (type of toy on it "talk"). The interests of the child are almost better than the wife and a maid knows, Pinkipe with Celestia never confused.
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