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 30.10.2017
The daughter tells: I wanted to buy fabric for curtains, we came to the store, what I wanted, I did not find, bought a metalwork, and went home...
After hearing the unknown word "submetallic", my brain immediately imagined a small, cartoon-sympathetic wreath.)))
“Well, what a funny word,” I cried out and said, “Yes, it’s offensive to go to the curtains and buy a wreath.
Which Venice?
I: Well, you said "submetallic", is it a wreath?
My daughter: Mom! This is the fabric, under the metal!
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