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 31.10.2017
On Saturday morning, I sit with my wife at the house and have breakfast. Here, from the street, a car hangover and a scream of the type of "Homeowners, open." I put on a jacket, I go out, I see a "four" standing in front of the gate with a trailer, from which several healthy men load something large and heavy, I approach closer.

Good morning, what happened?

and good. Master, do not pull, let the door open, we will work.

I did not call anyone.

How did I not call? Here we have an application for today in the morning to clean the well in the SNT "Lyubanovo".

I have a “Lobano”.

What is the difference?

At about 60 km...
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