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 07.11.2017
You know, we seem to have a very serious relationship.
yyy: 0_o What?
You know the expression "pood salt eaten?"
YYY: Oh, the salt is over, well, I’ll buy it tomorrow, don’t have to scare me.
XXX is worse. Soda is over.
The Soda, Carl! It is usually bought once in life.
YYY: Yes, it looks like it’s really serious.
yyy: Blind, iron vessels without antifreeze coating - a guarantee of family happiness
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