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 20.02.2009
xxx: hey, we are also putting machines with Gandons!
YYY: Well that’s fine!
YYY: I always go to the pharmacy, why am I ashamed to tell such a blonde nipple that I need a block of ganglions. I buy it every 3 days...She already looks at me like a sex machine. She doesn’t know that I am pouring water out there and throwing myself into the rubbish car that is noisy at 3 a.m.
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