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 13.11.2017
As for the little ones, that is all.

A brother said a year ago that he leaves his wife after 15 years of marriage, because she is uncomfortable, you will come home - to sit nowhere and at all, uncomfortable at home. We were a little surprised (this kind of mess they did not see, a normal housing mess), but he knew better, of course.

In general, exactly a week after the official divorce, the brother already rented an apartment with his new love. When trying to come to visit to get acquainted, it became clear that such a mess his former wife really did not have. Because people are all adults and understand everything, but the female cowards, whispering on the luster during a family tea drink, are still a bit overwhelming.

In general, the concept has changed over the year, a brother with a new wife almost already joyfully pigs for a couple and, if possible, plunges into the former - said, now he is a free man, and she arranged a breathing house: do not shake the ashes on the carpet, my dishes every evening...
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