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 14.11.2017
From the lives of these little ones

The vacuum cleaner, suddenly appearing behind the cabinets, launches its long hose into the nearest hole in the human body, reaches the brain and sucks it out. Eggs are laid in the hole released, and after a while salespeople of a well-known brand of vacuum cleaners appear and begin to walk around the apartments, offering the goods.
In any case, do not open the door to them - the risk of catching the parasite is very high.
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