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 29.11.2017
But who in your life is constantly, inevitably in front of your eyes, always near the refrigerator, comfortable on the couch, right?

No, not a cat. There are cats in the community too!

The husband! Here is who! And where are those wise forums where you can discuss what to do if:

My husband swallowed fluid and straight into the shower.

He doesn’t say “I love you” even though he’s fourteen. Ask a logopedist!

She is jealous of her younger son. Who had it?

He refuses to clean himself. Can I put his dirty socks in a soup plate for educational purposes?

Sleeping in front of the TV.

They steal candy!

No, of course, from time to time in different blogs you can encounter such topics. Why is there no single resource? A powerful collective brain attack?
After all, the husband is much more important than a maid and a maid together.
It is the most dangerous and unpredictable child in the world.
In any case, the baby will never come to you at night and will not tell you that he has found a new mommy, younger and richer.

And, the worst of all, it is the husband who will stay with you when the children grow up and run out of their personal lives! You do not even know how to treat him properly. You do not know how to use it rationally. You probably do something wrong and miss a lot.
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