It seems that deduction is not your cognac:

You are most pleased with the sound of the microwave pipe not when there is a strong hunt, but when there is no light for more than half an hour. / Friend, if there is no light in the apartment and the microwave says the pipe, there is no need to rejoice and the priest exorcist to call.

Friend, and the idea that the microwave pipe means the long-awaited turn on electricity, you did not come at all?