In the subway next to me is a man in a coat, a business suit and a tail with a pink rubber and a pumpkin on the back of the head. Overcoming embarrassment and tact, I ask quietly:

Do you have a tail? The clothes are not very suitable.

Of course not, he filmed. My daughter forced me out, I didn’t even look in the mirror. Last time nobody said it. So I went to the office and came.