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 04.12.2017
From Gipsylilya:

I bought the pillow I needed in Peter. How to transport? I go through the court, I can take a small hard bag and a small backpack. The pillow is light, but it does not fit in size.
“Mom,” said Zlata with a special engineer’s voice. Most of the volume of the pillow is air. Put it in a bag and squeeze until you get too much. Then you carefully squeeze, fix with a scotch, and take whatever you want.
They did so.
But fucking.
She called me a humanitarian. And it seems in a bad sense.
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