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 24.02.2009
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Collection of pearls from car sales sites

Saturday, 05 July 2008 by 18:11
I have collected it over the last three days and I think it will be replenished.
The Toyota Camry. The roof of the luggage compartment is not in color, changed (noticable only when clean...)
NISSAN MICRA. “For the girl. Pink car, pink blankets, a pink rabbit hanging in the cabin (I will return with the car)
by NISSAN ALMER. “You turn. He accidentally fell into a hole in the subway. The car was hurt less than me.
The Audi A4. “Without an auction, I do not sell in a hurry. I can’t sell it at all!!“!”
The Opel Corsa. The car is in perfect condition! A girl was driving. The bumper is scratched, the rear wing and passenger door are blurred, the discs are bended, the roof is blurred (not beaten, just a flower fell in a pot from the balcony..."
The Toyota RAV 4. “I sell urgently, because my wife will soon give up on the rights...”
The Toyota Caribbean. The baggage compartment needs to be cleaned.
Source: http://bash.im
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