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 05.12.2017
Russia is a shit. A year ago, we rented a building without light. The light there was cut a year before us, just cut the wire, the pillar is 2 meters away. Connect for 5 minutes. But we need to "allow"
Send to Moscow - map of the area with all the houses, columns, wires. With distance. Questionnaire on 10 pages. Declaration and copies of all possible documents.
I read, I read, I read for a month. Then they say that this point is wrong. There’s a point that you fucking understand. has changed. I sent. I read for another month. Then they say, and you didn’t put it there (in a row of rows). And you answer them politely: the eyes of the fools are stupid, there are all the bars. They answered, oh yeah. This takes another 2 months.
And call and ask, hurry, they are almost impossible. Then, in the end (lasting 10 months) came permission. Ura to! The application will be handed over solemnly to Branson. And in the briansk they transmit a little higher and there they answer: HO-HO-HO! Wanted so fast? And you go now, hire an authorized office, let them do a PROJECT for you. Send the project to us, and we will honor it, we will send it to Moscow, there they will also honor it. Wait another year.
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