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 10.12.2017
Rico: Lesbian sex is like coming to the gates of one fortress with gates from another.
Psychea: Rico, how do you know if you’re not a woman and you didn’t have lesbian sex?
Rico: Psyche, I’ve watched lesbian porn and it looks like that.
Psyche: Rico, but they obviously don’t mimic orgasm, as actresses do in heterosexual porn.
Rico: Psyche, I’m just happy about that. I just say that coming to the door with the keys is more logical.
Drongo: Rico, I have a key to you, from a black course.
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