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 13.12.2017
I go to the supermarket, and there before the entrance a guy people calls. Degustation of honey. I suggest everyone to try. He also runs to me with a spoon. Dialogue between I and Z (Chuck)

H - Try it, it is the best honey in the country, the most natural.

I am not, thank you.

If you like it, you can buy it with a 50% discount.

I - Sorry, and you have a syringe with adrenaline or epinephrine attached to honey?

H – and why?

I am allergic to anything related to bees. So I will not be able to taste your honey without dying after that.

Q - here's what you said, adrenaline and anything else, will they help you?

Yes, it will help...

And here the guy gives a genius:

H - so there is a pharmacy here, I am going to buy, and then you can try it, and then buy yourself a bowl of honey.

Handicapped...
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