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 26.02.2009
Marina: I was abandoned by a man on February 13 after a month and a half of unrestricted sex.
He said I was not his half.
Day before Valentine’s Day?
by Marina Agah. Do you know what I am most sorry for?
What if you didn’t get all the crowns for the party?
Marina: Fuck that he had in these one-and-a-half months - fucking such - a snail and I gave this hondon French ski glasses for a bunch of fucking babies!
Misha: I’ve always said you’re your boyfriend Marinka... now you know what a man feels after he’s thrown by a maid after the money dropped on her!
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