by totoev_1989
And what if Elon Musk is actually an alien who has arrived to us from another galaxy, crashing his spacecraft at landing, and desperately trying to push the progress there, in order to quickly land home?

The Pink Dildo:
Then the first thing he would do would be to send a signal to his galaxy.
Although with land tariffs, it is actually cheaper to build a spacecraft...

by Pangolin:
Maybe he sent a signal. But he received a message "Sir. This is the case. This planet is infected with naked spots, we cannot approach it according to galactic laws. Let us land on a neighboring uninhabited planet, and you can get there somehow on the road"