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 26.12.2017
I asked my daughter:
“My daughter, here I am invited to date by an interesting young man with a very nice voice. And I am completely in doubt.
The daughter says:
And what doubts?
Well, little about anything. Going out at night with a stranger in his car is a bit lighthearted, don’t you find it?
We sit and think.
Okay, I say, you can go with my car.
Yes, says the daughter. If so, I will call the police.
xxx and here
xxx: My turbulent fantasy began to suggest options for dialogue with the police
My mother took a stranger into the woods.
Yes, he is a police officer.
YYY: History of PPC
I still laugh.
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