I remembered the story of the late 1980s that happened to me when I was a student. A very relevant topic before the New Year is about the bowl.

In those years, "Dear Mikhail Sergeič" initiated an anti-alcohol campaign in the country. Vineyards have been cut. Tolls were introduced on alcoholic... Moreover, tolls were introduced unequally. In some regions, they were introduced earlier - for experiment. Since "water" revolts did not follow - bills were introduced everywhere. The patient people of Vorcha switched to self-driving, colonial, non-freezing and other surrogates.

Having learned that in some regions there were buchlo vouchers introduced, and in Peter - no, we and a friend bought three boxes of vodka and took tickets to the center of one of those regions. Profitably, though not without adventures, they sold all the vodka there and returned to Peter with 50% of the net profit. In the first trip it was possible to make friends with a noble character - the bronze prize winner of the championships of the USSR in the late 1970s in boxing. A funny guy, but in the meantime. Indeed, he kept himself nice. There has never been a time when he failed to keep his promise. This acquaintance helped us many times later. This “friendship” cost us only one half-liter bottle of vodka per arrival... But we could not be stressed when someone from the local tried to “wear” us for revenue or buchlo. We initially wanted to beat ourselves like this, but the former boxer said:
Do not do this self-activity! Trust the process to professionals.

Because he was conscientious about the bubble for coming to take us "for nothing." We thought before that we would pay him that bottle of vodka for a night’s stay and a city guide service. The services of the bodyguard proved to be a bonus... Boxer-Alкаш held a master class. The strong man, who tried to squeeze our bubble on the hole, didn’t even notice, standing face to face with our “bodyguard”, how he “flown.” He sat down on the pop from the spread right on the ice and settled away with unflattering eyes. We asked if the bodyguard killed the man.
You are offended, guys! I strictly dose my blow. In five minutes I will wake up.

We usually ride three. But once, both of my friends had urgent and urgent affairs. I had to go alone. After thirsting, he took two boxes of vodka and pepper on his own. So far. After that, by the way, I bought a backpack and a suitcase. It is uncomfortable to carry in a simple large bag - overweight on the side. He stood up at the "point" - next to a single-storey wooden food store in the wooden houses district near the railway station. After a while, the bodyguard collapsed. I got my 0.5 and put a large coat in my inner pocket. The trade went smoothly. About half of the box was sold. There are 30 bottles. There was hope for the nighttime - after the closure of the stores, the standard 15-ruble price of a bottle bought in Peter for 10, rose to 20-25 rubles. Profit, of course, increased, but standing on the frost all night is a pleasure below average. And sleeping in the apartment of an alcoholic is also not Courchevel... I preferred to drop everything in one day and take the night train back to Peter.

Suddenly came and stopped 30 meters from us police UAZik. “The polar fox has come,” I thought, but UAZIK was standing and nothing happened... Then a police officer fell out of it and waved his finger. The bodyguard said:
Stay here, don’t run away, it will get worse.
I understand that, I answered.
I go to them and ask what they want.

The boxer talked. I spoke for a few minutes and came back:
How much vodka is left?
A bottle of 30...
Give it all!

There was nothing to do. The article for speculation was not canceled at the time... The Boxer took all the vodka and pulled it to UAZIK. I stand and think:
In the best case, I lost my baby. They can “replace.” On the other hand, if they wanted, I would have already sat in their OAZIK. As a maximum, the buyer and handcuffs immediately. So, I just got on the bubble. In short, the “point”...

After talking to the police for a few minutes, the boxer returned:
It costs 15 rubles per bottle. Exactly here. They said that once they had time before the store closed, they took your "day" price.
A to N! It just broke out of me.
The ments murmured to say goodbye to the fires and left. The boxer continued:
“They asked to tell you that today the daughter of their boss is getting married and he sent them to you for vodka. and more. You can always stay here with your roots. But do not go to other areas - you will notice!
Why is it possible here?
- Apparently, in other areas - another boss, with a different approach to the problem. They also said that since you and the Koreas appeared here, they have not had a single "shrew" in the area that has been poisoned with a "pale". On those days, of course, when you are trading. But everyone only has you and tries to get stuck if there is no one to buy the voucher. You are never dumb. You trade honestly. They bought it regularly before. Just dressed “by civic” so that you don’t joke in vain. So they asked to tell you that they would break the fist to anyone who would hit you.