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Before the aquarium, I had been repairing apartments for ten years. Giving an announcement in the newspapers, it was said "tapet tape sticker 100rub square. M is “” And here we come to one woman (years 99-2000), on the phone she said that the price is quite suitable for her. We watched, we discussed. She Agrees. came to work. I started measuring the walls. She asks – and what are you doing? I say, I measure how much. She is like this - yes, this bedroom is 14 square meters, and the hall is 18 square meters, the kitchen is 7... (first we have to remove the old wallpapers, then spat - for each type of work a certain amount per square. Remove the old wallpaper well there is about 10 rubles per square, spackelovka well rubles 100-150, I don't remember for years).
As many may have guessed, this 40-45-year-old woman was sure that here she had a bedroom of 14 square meters. M is - means to scratch all wallpapers from the walls and ceiling is 140 rubles, and to paste wallpapers on the walls and ceiling, it is 14 multiply by 100 rubles, respectively.
I began to explain to her that we count square meters. That is, if the wall is five meters to two seventy, it is only one that wall is almost 14 square meters. A walls in general four, plus the ceiling, just these 14 square meters. M is
She, of course, began to scream that we are deceivers, etc. I say - well, in the announcement is said about 100 rubles per square meter. And we discussed this with you, which is 100 rubles per square meter. The square. A square is one meter per meter. She is none. He says, I will prove it to you. And she brings a bill that says that her apartment is 46 square meters. It is the same, 46 square meters. You are inventing.
Our dispute lasted for an hour. At that time I was studying in 2 courses of Mehmat. In response to her receipt, he showed her a cold. I’m from Mehmat and I know what a square meter is. I painted her a square meter on an old wallpaper. In response, she showed me a payment for the apartment, where it was written that her apartment was 46 square meters. M is Even if you kill yourself at the wall.
At the same time, we have not yet had time to do anything, i.e. the divorce was not the same. But time was wasted on that. So they left.
By the way, in 10 years of working in this field, we and our partner - we both worked - did not pay only twice. Both clients were OHS. the riches. I was a student, a partner for 60 years... We didn’t do any tricks in response either).
As many may have guessed, this 40-45-year-old woman was sure that here she had a bedroom of 14 square meters. M is - means to scratch all wallpapers from the walls and ceiling is 140 rubles, and to paste wallpapers on the walls and ceiling, it is 14 multiply by 100 rubles, respectively.
I began to explain to her that we count square meters. That is, if the wall is five meters to two seventy, it is only one that wall is almost 14 square meters. A walls in general four, plus the ceiling, just these 14 square meters. M is
She, of course, began to scream that we are deceivers, etc. I say - well, in the announcement is said about 100 rubles per square meter. And we discussed this with you, which is 100 rubles per square meter. The square. A square is one meter per meter. She is none. He says, I will prove it to you. And she brings a bill that says that her apartment is 46 square meters. It is the same, 46 square meters. You are inventing.
Our dispute lasted for an hour. At that time I was studying in 2 courses of Mehmat. In response to her receipt, he showed her a cold. I’m from Mehmat and I know what a square meter is. I painted her a square meter on an old wallpaper. In response, she showed me a payment for the apartment, where it was written that her apartment was 46 square meters. M is Even if you kill yourself at the wall.
At the same time, we have not yet had time to do anything, i.e. the divorce was not the same. But time was wasted on that. So they left.
By the way, in 10 years of working in this field, we and our partner - we both worked - did not pay only twice. Both clients were OHS. the riches. I was a student, a partner for 60 years... We didn’t do any tricks in response either).