At our entrance, Alkashi usually sits on the bench. Such, quiet, polite, calm alkashi. From our own home. Someone has grandmothers sitting, and we have alkashi.

I recently did a repair. At some point, the bathroom was replaced. An old bath, iron and heavy. I looked, I pretended – I will not get out alone. I think I will hire an alchemist.

I go to the entrance and there are three people sitting. I addressed them so joyfully:

Hi, I say guys! I am looking for someone who is full of strength, pure heart and wants to earn 500 rubles.

I answered the thinnest and seemingly the most cunning of them.

“Oh,” he said, “that’s what we are! Serena is full of strength. A pure heart. I want to earn 500 rubles.