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 18.01.2018
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Argument, if it is not possible. But those who are really harmful, 1-2 in a hundred, the rest survive.

Take the box and read: even modern contraceptives, with reduced doses of hormones, are not recommended to take after 35. Thirty and fifty, man. And menopause occurs in 45 - 50 - 55 years, who. And what do you think women now don’t fuck after 35, when libido, in general, is just at its peak?
And the second is why the manufacturers write so. The fact is that contraceptives worsen the condition of the vessels, help the occurrence of varicose veins and thrombosis. The latter is not joyful, since thrombosis leads to the formation of thrombos, with the rupture of which follows death.
Okay, when taking hormones is advised by a doctor (my case) - there are problems where you can't do without them. But when the next squid requires reception from her skin - it means that he should write on her, her health. He just uses her shell.
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