I work in a translation agency.
The call:
The client: Hi! You need to urgently, very urgently, transfer documents from Belgium to ZAGS! Could a couple come with documents?
In what language are the documents? This depends on the translation time.
Q: I don’t know, well from Belgium documents, you know, from Bel-gi-i!
In Belgium Mr. Languages are German, Dutch and French, also they can be in English.
Calls back in a minute
Q: Girl, in Bulgarian they are, these documents!

Oh my God, how boring I am.