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 20.01.2018
I bought a house. Older neighbors (husband and wife) brought instructions for accommodation. Children do not run (noise), do not build (noise), do not heat the car (gases), do not roast the straw (scars, smoke), ground the antenna with a screened cable (from lightning) and many more items. For non-compliance with points - enmity. I said I would sell the house to the Gypsies. They are not greeting now.
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