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 31.01.2018

Asy > You don’t understand anything! Training is self-development! Spirituality can be raised at any age. The lawyers are horrified! It is better to look like an emergency training, where you will be taught to do an indirect heart massage. Can your jurisprudence teach you this? What if the plane needs to land??? What will you do?! Read the codes?! to
When the heirs of the deceased take the last pennies from his "civil wife", who has cared for the last three years for the "sleeping husband", when a woman, having lived a year in marriage with a guy and opened him to buy an apartment in a mortgage, divorces and takes officially half, and unofficially - the entire apartment, because she has two children before him; when the grandmother goes to trial with the employer, writing out in a hopeless claim of 10,000,000, and an unfaithful lawyer pulls her money every month from her pension for petitions and applications for three years. All these are live cases from my practice.
It seems to me that legal shit in life happens a little more often than landing an airplane or indirect heart massage. Spiritual practices are also a rather controversial occupation.
As they say, not one single.
Take care of yourself.
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