My wife lived in different cities. Before her final move to me and the wedding, I had to come to each other several times a year. Mostly rented apartments from people who rent out on a daily basis. Take for a week and get a discount.

This time, they found an apartment, gave money, asked about the internet, and he said no. Well, there is a mobile internet, we survive.

We met, came to the apartment, did not see for a long time, all the affairs...

Then she went into the shower, and I decided naked and with her belt at the bathroom door to wait, in order to arrange the cheerful jokes. The Young Case...

Well, I stand, I mean, naked and with a belt, fully prepared for various acts of a sexual nature. Suddenly, from the entrance door, the sound of a turning key is heard, the door opens, some man enters, looks at me. Put the router on the floor. He leaves, closes the door.

For a week no one came or called, when they left, they called themselves, told them to put the key on the shelf and lock the door. Usually they come to check whether we sprinkled the microwave and the tea.

The man, apparently, did not know that someone had already come, but he knew that those who would come seem to need the internet. You have to knock anyway.