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 02.02.2018
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Almost 5 years I took for one simple thing - to teach my wife that my husband, lying on the floor in the neighboring room, with the light off, closed the door in the most accessible silence, not "What did you offend?", not "why do you shower again?", not "I am tired of you?", and still a bunch of options, but only "I rest, I am tired of the noise of the workshop for the day and I got tired of the back from working at the machine, I need half an hour and I will come back to normal and I will be at your disposal and I do not need: clothes, tea, coffee, cat, to be nearby, sing a song, sex, strip, conversation, scandal, insults, make a taste, order Only 5 years of scandals, cluttered nerves and divorce bars almost daily, and a hurricane - the simple truth came to my sunshine - "Well, I would say that you just want to be a little alone in silence, darkness and on the floor, why have I been nervous for 5 years?and "
* thick inscription off*

This is my hero! In just five incomplete years, she taught her husband to speak through his mouth, not to send telepathic waves. Where is she? Show me her! If she gives lessons, I’m the first to record.
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