> Cook a plate of oatmeal. The Same. With my pen. It is simple and very fast.

Child, when I was twenty and after universe and work I was invaded by the usual plate of uneatable hueta (if a person is not given to cook, it is half a bad thing, but when he thinks otherwise - it is a bad thing), I did about that.
After that, I had to appoint the dean, the trade committee and two pro-rectors to allocate a place in the community - I, as a local, was not required. Okay, the place was found.
Because at home, after the cooked dish of oatmeal, they did not want me to see again, lol.