A 79-year-old pensioner Valentine Nikolaevich lives in the city of Miassa. And a terrible story happened to him.
The neighbor came with the cakes. Help, dear, in front of our house someone has cut down a few trees, it would be good to clean up a small crop, you are already upset, cut, soap, a few branches in front of the windows, or the light is blown up, and besides you, I am asking someone. And here I cooked with potatoes, and with cabbage. Well, Valentine Nikolaevich took a saw with a tail, and he increased the light filling of the grandmother’s kitchen. Oh, in vain he did it...
There are many people who love to look out the window. They saw. Did Chávez take his tail? Where did he put the pile? Is the mail there? Who allowed him? And in the television they said that the Chinese sprinkled and stole the whole taiwan, from it, they reached us! How about Zinc? Like the cakes! The corrupt! I need to write, call, complain.
Babi’s complaints were welcomed by the police. The crime of the century! The case was initiated promptly, the perpetrator was immediately found, the case was transferred to court. Experts were invited from the municipal environmental committee. Those let us count, three we write, two we think, we counted as much as 64,000 damage. WOW! This is a very serious crime, a crime. Only bad journalists took and illuminated the process of the century on the Internet.
The first meeting, the employees of the administration (representatives of the injured party, those who counted losses) scratched the back of the head, and decided - well, as if everything was right, but it may be... somehow it is... right... no, the law of course... but 64,000... Maybe we will agree that the accused will compensate for the damage in nature, and we will do well? And then invented, scammers, the internet, we are called on the city sites by the gardens with bad words.
The prosecutor was upset. None to negotiate. The defendant will reimburse the damages, then come and accept. You wish by nature - for the sake of God, the law is not against. How do you look like that there?
The administration answers - well, if a retired person plants 9 seedlings of any trees, then the palm trees, everyone is happy and happy. The prosecutor is also satisfied - 3 days is enough? Come and come with a photo report and documents.
A slightly shaken protector looks out the window. Then go to the weather sites. He looks at the prosecutor. This is the case, Mr. Attorney General! Did we understand your position correctly? Considering that the month of January, and minus 25? Is it the best time to plant trees? We were taught in the kindergarten that the sun will warm the earth, the snow will melt, the spring, the streams and all that, then and plant even nasturcia, even trees. Now it is not spring at all. Not at all spring. But you are trembling! No trees are planted in the Urals in January. Even the Southern Urals, though.
The prosecutor cries. And specifies that for trees he is not aware, but pensioners can be planted at any time. The famous phrase of Comrade Saakhov: "Either the defense leads Valentina Nikolaevich to the garden, or to the prosecutor." Choose, gentlemen destroyers of urban property, what is closer to you, common sense and criminal case, or forestry works in January and the peace agreement of the parties.
Since the criminal did not want to become a criminal, then, armed with a snowflake and a crush (for without breaking the frozen soil you will take), under the supervision of vigilant grandmothers from the windows of the house on the contrary, with the help of the indifferent public, 9 seedlings were planted in a 25-degree frost!
At the next court hearing, all present were filled with kindness and care! The acts were presented, the seized knife was ordered to be returned, well, for sweet, considering compensation for damage, old age, disability of the third group, the criminal case was ordered to be closed! Sleep peacefully, citizens of Misa!

And from myself, I will add - Valentine Nikolaevich was not a red-book palisander, and not even a whiteboard. By the video is easily determined a clear-leafed clen. Who is curious, go forth, what kind of tree this is, and why experts believe that its spread will lead to an ecological catastrophe.