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 03.02.2018
and Taxi.

I went to the cafe for coffee. I buy American I sit, drink, read a book. Suddenly, from a state of pleasant restlessness, I am knocked out of the window. I see, there is a certain pair and starts to rub me the standard speech that they stole him can not leave. The phone sells to get enough money. I get a phone. The Samsung S7 is similar. Even is included. I think you can still do little work and have fun.

Where do you need it at all?

- Yes, I went to Samara here for business, and in the tram was stolen.

Oh you are. I am from Samara. I have never seen you there. Have you recently settled there?

A little bit of sublimation. After a few seconds, the dialogue continued.

Well recently though.

Okay, don’t go out. We help you. I have a friend working at the station. He will give you a ticket. Sit down and go.

I bought my phone and I also got my passport. I need to return my passport to my ticket.

How did you get your passport back here? It is only possible in the place of residence. And it is dangerous at all. I went to the police. You will write the statement. suddenly on your passport have already taken 10 loans and three companies opened. Sit on. They went. The lie is not far away.

No, I wrote it all right now. Buy a phone. Sold for just 7,000. He is new. There are even documents.

Listen to. The idea is even better. Let me take you to Samara for the phone. You are normal and me. They did not benefit you. How long will you run here? Restore the passport. Home and walls help. You will get your passport back and lose less money.



The guy literally pulls my phone out of my hand. begins to wash all kinds of unrelated shit that the type does not need, he will do everything himself does not want to buy so do not need and bumping something under his nose goes and dissolves in the crowd. He doesn’t seem to be in a hurry home.
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