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 03.02.2018
Called from Chevrolet Dealer.
We haven’t seen your car in service for a long time. Is it on the road or is it wintering in the garage?
It’s winter in the garage.
When will you bring her back on the road?
I do not know
And who knows?
by Phil
Do you have his phone?
Surfers usually don’t have mobile phones.

Pause on the other side of the line.

and A! has arrived! I will call back in spring.

With a celebration, you!
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