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 08.02.2018
In general, in the ideal world now need to balance a couple of thousands... well, for decades at least, men are as afraid of rape as their centuries fear women. That’s all – did I not dress too frankly? Can I get out of the house in a maid-alcoholic, will I not provoke? Late in the evening in the courtyards, of course, I will not go... in the elevator with an unfamiliar woman - it is scary, the keys in the hand for self-defense are pressed. Aunt Zina in the country calls... she is, of course, a relative, but it is better not to risk. And, of course, the first thing for the son is "you can’t drink! Even in purely male companies. Don't give god, son, you will lose control - and there someone will call the grandmother, she will seduce you, who has stumbled. All in all, life is underway! Establishment of paternity, mandatory decree in half, alimony up to 18 years... take care of yourself, sons!
Then, of course, we talked about the status quo. 20 to 30 years. And now somehow more and more to talk full with the hungry seems.
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