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 09.02.2018
I say to a worker at work today: Will you sleep with me for a hundred bucks?
She is: No. Are you stupid to ask such questions?
And for two hundred?
She is: No!
I : How much?
She is: five hundred.
I: not a question, only first sign up here that sex is voluntary, and that you will not have any claims.
And then six hundred.
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