I drove today in the bus... Harmoshka is full, but in the center – on the rotating platform there are only two – I and a buoy man... And he is so buoy that he can’t catch up for the charge, he is covered by him. First with the head, then with the shoulders.

So here is what is the essence, the controller, a young man, with a roll on his chest, to him... She: "Your ticket!"... Well, I think - now it will start to cuddle, not to be sad, prepared and the people, at this moment watched for the man and controller.
And He, not thinking for long, takes and tears her out of the roll of the box, ticks her in the nose with a scream of "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
The bus jumped from the hood.