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“Not victory, but participation”... Sometimes they started to forget these words behind all these scandals. But one athlete reminded the world of the Olympic principle in a very unexpected way.
At the Olympics held in South Korea, the American freelance player Elizabeth Swayney, who played for Hungary, just walked on the "chalk". Somehow disassemble your program - no-no! Do some trick, God do it! I suspect that the distance she went out only in order not to have to return money to the native federation. And the amount, taking into account tickets, hotels, journeys, daily and other lifts to the participant of the Olympic team would not be small. Just the girl managed to check the life hack called "how to catch sports officials".
How did it happen, you ask? It is easy! It was enough to be able to read. The girl just carefully read the rules of selection to the Olympic team of her country. And it was indicated that due to the low prevalence of female freestyle in Hungary, the Olympic team will be accepted the participant who at the World Cup stages several times will be in the thirty best. The girl looked at the results tables of several final stages and she had a brilliant plan.
As it turned out, in some stages of the World Cup participates fewer than thirty athletes. The girl who started her skiing career at only 25 years old!It is stated in several such stages. They deserved the last place. It is unknown whether she was going down there to run down the slope. He took ammunition with him. It is not excluded the possibility that she immediately went to the organizers for a certificate of the occupied place... It is only known that at some point she appeared in the freestyle federation of Hungary with official papers about the occupied places. They were all under 30. At the Olympics held in Korea, the agile girl predictably, with an impressive breakdown, took the last place. In other words, with such a “heroic” program!
P.S According to the results of the "epopeya", the Hungarian freestyle federation decided to make changes to the regulations for the selection of athletes.
“Not victory, but participation”... Sometimes they started to forget these words behind all these scandals. But one athlete reminded the world of the Olympic principle in a very unexpected way.
At the Olympics held in South Korea, the American freelance player Elizabeth Swayney, who played for Hungary, just walked on the "chalk". Somehow disassemble your program - no-no! Do some trick, God do it! I suspect that the distance she went out only in order not to have to return money to the native federation. And the amount, taking into account tickets, hotels, journeys, daily and other lifts to the participant of the Olympic team would not be small. Just the girl managed to check the life hack called "how to catch sports officials".
How did it happen, you ask? It is easy! It was enough to be able to read. The girl just carefully read the rules of selection to the Olympic team of her country. And it was indicated that due to the low prevalence of female freestyle in Hungary, the Olympic team will be accepted the participant who at the World Cup stages several times will be in the thirty best. The girl looked at the results tables of several final stages and she had a brilliant plan.
As it turned out, in some stages of the World Cup participates fewer than thirty athletes. The girl who started her skiing career at only 25 years old!It is stated in several such stages. They deserved the last place. It is unknown whether she was going down there to run down the slope. He took ammunition with him. It is not excluded the possibility that she immediately went to the organizers for a certificate of the occupied place... It is only known that at some point she appeared in the freestyle federation of Hungary with official papers about the occupied places. They were all under 30. At the Olympics held in Korea, the agile girl predictably, with an impressive breakdown, took the last place. In other words, with such a “heroic” program!
P.S According to the results of the "epopeya", the Hungarian freestyle federation decided to make changes to the regulations for the selection of athletes.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-02-21/#933188