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 22.02.2018
Wife with parents. The duty to drive the child to kindergarten now lies on me.

Two days in a row, the alarm signal on the phone fell asleep to take him to the garden. I have not seen anything like this before.

Today I understood what it was about.

I went to bed at night with a serious mood not to sleep. As soon as the alarm sounded, I exploded into the best traditions of army rise.

And what I see: this stick is already on the phone (how does he manage to wake up before the alarm clock? ! ) and the guard. As soon as the alarm was turned on, he immediately turned it off by stepping his finger across the screen and ran into his room.



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