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 22.02.2018
Last winter I was driving to work in another city, it took almost a day to go, so I decided to take a full SV to be able to prepare on the road.

The guide was also presented with 2 tickets and until the night everything was fine - I laid out the laptop and documents throughout the coupe and the trip. At 11 o’clock in the evening I gathered and began to prepare fairy tales and just at that moment they knocked on the door.

Opened, a woman aged 35-40 with a child aged 6-8. I ask what she needs and I get this answer: "We guides allowed you to sleep at night with us men booze in a couch." I say that I am very happy, but I cannot support such an initiative and I close the door.

About 5 minutes later I knock on the door again, ignore it and then it opens, as I realized the conductor opened it with his key. Previous guests and guides. Well, I told him, and he doesn’t want us to let go.

P - Man, you must let a woman sleep at night in her couch, the child cannot sleep there, the men do not sleep there.

I - well, in the first I owe nothing to anyone, and in the second, solve the problem with those men I am here? And what hero do you open my door without my permission?

P - According to the rules we can transfer the passenger to free seats, enter woman. Aunt begins to climb into the door I do not leave the passage, and since I am a guy not small to climb through she could not. Then the child began to sneeze in front of him, but he also just nodded his head at my swallow.

Let it pass! The conductor told you everything.

I have the right to transfer you to the vacant seats, but I have both seats purchased. Q. But it’s still free, why don’t you want to let the woman go? ! to I - Well probably because I specifically paid to drive without companions and let anyone not intend.

Look at him, he paid. My child can't sleep, and he can't share a free place! I will call the police!

I - Call, I just then go down to the train boss and learn from him about the conductor's actions.

And then the conductor starts to fuse sharply with the words, "Well, you see he doesn't want to listen, let me go to you in my bed."

I close the door and I hear the phrase, “You are depriving my child of sleep! I will not leave it so! “”

No one bothered me until the very end, only the driver with a goat face returned the tickets.
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