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 23.02.2018
Years ago it happened that my cousin and I had to betray ourselves as relatives. We went to a small town in the south of the country. And nothing, nobody asked any questions. I’m only 174cm and I’m a brunette, and she’s 160cm and I’m a blonde, and there’s only three months of age difference. One day the question arose, “How?They answered, “Well, we have one dad and mothers are different.” The question disappeared. Only one taxi driver was very surprised and did not understand about the different mothers. Because of the joke, they said we were twins, just not twins. He made the eyes of 5 copies, but then told the story of his acquaintances, who also have children twins, but are not similar at all. Since then I have understood that some people can be answered in the style of Armenian cartoons and this will not cause confusion, they will still hear exactly what they want. And with the propaganda of religion, such people are becoming more and more.
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