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 27.02.2018
If you smelled like Papa Carlo for the last 3 months, without seeing the light of white, grabbed and reworked the tueva bad stuff for yourself and for that guy, in a burning cottage, a horse racing, stood to death, won gold medals for yourself, the family and the whole great country, and decided, finally, to rest on the weekend... Well, how to rest? So, simply, and quietly: stumble with an interesting book, watch a long-downloaded masterpiece film, drink a bottle of cooked excellent wine - for the sake of all the holy! Do not tempt! Because necessarily at the most inappropriate time will be a alarming phone call, long-forgotten distant relatives will fall on their heads, aliens will arrive, enemies will attack - whatever it takes. Do not believe? And you read that interesting book, and look at the long-downloaded masterpiece film. This plot is not new and is probably there for spending.
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