Those who are confused with the sides of the moon.
Turn on the table lamp and direct it to your face. Your face is the illuminated side. Now put the lamp behind you so that it shines in your back. Now your face is the unenlightened side. Has it become that shit? possibly. But probably not. So do not confuse the face of the moon (the side it is always turned to us) and the illuminated side of the moon. It is not the same.