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 01.03.2018
My mom told me recently how I met my relatives. Who does what now, who looks like, where they live, how many children and so on.
XXX: Yes, it's all like from another life, even wondering how Masha looks now, a hundred years has not seen...
WOW: She hasn’t changed much. She has improved a little, but not very much. And then she started doing it... herself... like him... HORROR! Turn around and lose weight like before.
The xx :? Do you mean the Pilot? ?
WOW: Yes of course!
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