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 24.03.2018
Orgy of shmorgy. We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too. In fact, he is right! Were there trousers over the fence of the “Guest from the Future”? have been. Were the girls in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head. I can remember the children's film "The Adventures of the Yellow Bag" - there also a girl climbs on the fence, absolutely not embarrassed that the cowards are seen almost entirely. In "Masha and Vita" the dress of the heroine is much higher than the knees, and this also does not embarrass anyone - neither her nor others. And a woman in a short dress (Oh, horror!) No one considered her naked legs a prostitute. And swimsuits on the beach the ladies had bikinis, and the men had swimsuits. Fashion on the mini has passed, the loop of history has suddenly rolled back. The ladies have swimsuits of the 19th century, folded, with sweaters, even with shorts, and a paro, in fashion swimsuits to cover all the "unclean" places; men in shorts below their knees. Girls - in pants or loins under the dress, girls also in loins under tunics. Women in dresses on the floor. Where are we going, citizens?
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