On the advertising board of Dutch supermarkets you can find invitations to any private courses – from playing traditional Japanese drums to yoga for babies. But what happened today was in a good sense different from everyone else.
The title was distinguished by its severity and concisity, leaving no doubt that the advertisement was written and the courses were organized precisely by a man - "Courses for Women. $20 for 8 lessons
(In the price we included included only the cost of materials). In 8 lessons you will be taught:
How without the help of a man to attach a shelf to the wall and the basis of using a drill and other terrible drills. 2nd How to hang a painting or photograph with the help of the previous lessons on the shelf knowledge. Basics of electricity. How to deal with the electrical shield, return to the working position of the tumblers when disconnected and solve other electrical problems without the help of a man and at the same time do not get a current blow. How to repair a broken bicycle on the road if there is no man nearby.
The other problems and ways to solve them (which you still have there breaks) by agreement, in the course of classes. If you pay another 2 euros per class - you have the right to drink coffee with one of us for breakfast and discuss, among other things, other cases of house breakdowns and ways to repair them. Bonus - you will be good at learning from us, we will learn how to spray the shelf or frame itself, we will look at your successes. We are not professionals, we are handcuffed older men who are boring at home at retirement and have nothing more to do.”
Useful courses, should be used for women to enroll.