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 25.04.2018
I drove in a new friend’s car yesterday.

We sit down, touch, rejoice in the silence in the cabin, the dynamics of the drive. We will find out how.



I touch the seats. I am I, my friend D

Am I an Alcatraz?

D is yes.

Then proudly

D is a very expensive material - skin twisted.

I – who said?

Explained in the salon. They said that it is more expensive than ordinary skin because not every skin can be turned out.

I (opening the Internet) - "Alcantar is a finishing material. It is also known as artificial shrinkage. Alcantar is made of polyester and polyurethane fibers, and is a synthetic analogue of zamsh.



Increased silence

D (within a few minutes) - it seemed like I was thrown out in the salon.
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